Top 10 reasons to eat cake

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Top Ten

10.Ice cream just isn't the same without it

9. Less messy than pie

8. What else do you eat when you're out of bread?

7. Be with fellow AVENites in spirit

6. Somewhere out there, you know it's somebody's birthday...

5. ...and it's everybody else's UNbirthday.

4. Cake is delicious, yo.

3. There is cake for every occasion

2. Cake turns everything into a celebration

1. It's better than sex

Other Good Reasons

• Cream cheese frosting

• Cake decorating

• Can easily be combined with chocolate

• Carrot cake is a vegetable, right?

• Cake can keep you alive.

• It makes for a wicked meetup.