Top 10 reasons to eat cake

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feel free to add to and rearrange the list. Non-top10 reasons can go below

Top Ten

10.There is cake for every occasion.

9. Less messy than pie

8. Ice cream just isn't the same without it

7. What else do you eat when you're out of bread?

6. Be with fellow AVENites in spirit

5. Somewhere out there, you know it's somebody's birthday...

4. ...and it's everybody else's UNbirthday.

3. Anything's a celebration if there's cake

2. Cake is delicious, yo.

1. It's better than sex

other good reasons

Cream cheese frosting
Cake decorating
Carrot cake is a vegetable, right?