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Revision as of 01:55, 24 May 2007
- Anti's[1] beard is omnipresent. Wherever you go, whatever you do, it's watching you.
- Anti's beard has been attached to famous pirates, such as Blackbeard and Bluebeard.
- The Matrix was entirely created by Anti's beard.
- An entire carwash once had to be completely dismantled after Anti's beard got stuck in it.
- The Welsh Hairdressers Militia League once tried to defeat the power of Anti's beard by throwing him into Mount Doom, but the beard just made him bounce straight back out.
- Do not trust Anti's beard with your mobile, for it will make crank calls.
- Anti's beard can deflect bubbles and hamsterization spells, and is impervious to borg nanoprobes.
- Somewhere within the depths of Anti's beard, there is a lost city of gold.
- Anti's beard is immune to fire damage. It can keep burning and burning without getting any smaller.
- Not even Chuck Norris[2] can count the number of times Anti's beard has been set on fire.
