Anti's beard

• Anti's[1] beard is omnipresent. Wherever you go, whatever you do, it's watching you.

• Anti's beard has been attached to famous pirates, such as Blackbeard and Bluebeard.

• The Matrix was entirely created by Anti's beard.

• An entire carwash once had to be completely dismantled after Anti's beard got stuck in it.

• The Welsh Hairdressers Militia League once tried to defeat the power of Anti's beard by throwing him into Mount Doom, but the beard just made him bounce straight back out.

• Do not trust Anti's beard with your mobile, for it will make crank calls.

• Anti's beard can deflect bubbles and hamsterization spells, and is impervious to borg nanoprobes.

• Somewhere within the depths of Anti's beard, there is a lost city of gold.

• Anti's beard is immune to fire damage. It can keep burning and burning without getting any smaller.

• Not even Chuck Norris[2] can count the number of times Anti's beard has been set on fire.